Comments on: What Do You Do When a Guy Talks About Himself All The Time?

By: Annie

Annie — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:34:16 +0000

I guess everyone has encountered one of those “me,me,me” guys…I am no exception. A guy I was introduced to by one of my friends, turned out to be the worse experience I ever had!! Not only he was interested only in himself, but he insults people and diminish them while he tries to boost his poor ego! Ten minutes after meeting this guy, using his “funny voice” he said “you are the cutest dwarf I have ever met!” and he followed that patting my head! Needless to say I was totally surprised by his attitude…considering he was fifty years old! I was so surprised, I could not react for a while, until the next insult came…that was it…walked away and then he said I was being rude!!
Some people should carry a warning sign on their backs!

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:58:36 +0000

This is something that I have encountered.. except that I tend to be the one who is attempting to get someone else to talk. I naturally want to chit chat, and can with just about anyone… but, I find it hard to find a guy who will talk let alone ask questions about me. I have tried several different techniques, but can rarely get someone to talk to me…

I am not sure that I agree with Erika regarding “I’m sorry, I’m not finished yet” comment. That can come off as cold and rude… It has to be played right, and with a common level of trust which generally isn’t there on a first date…

By: Erika

Erika — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 20:08:21 +0000

I’m reminded of a line from one of my favorite movies. A man and a woman are sitting on a train. The man jabbers incessantly. Then he finally asks the woman, “Cat got your tongue?” She says, “It seems to me you’re doing just fine by yourself.” And turns away.

There are a few things you can say to someone to gently remind them that conversation is a two-way street.

The first one is to say flirtatiously, “Enough about you, now back to me!”

The other thing to do, when someone interrupts you before you are finished, is to say, “I’m sorry, but I wasn’t finished.”

Keep doing that until they get the point.

If it’s said the right way, it will clue the other person in on what a clod they’ve been.

By: SIR ISAAC FIG NEWTON

SIR ISAAC FIG NEWTON — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 19:42:54 +0000

I have this theory that we all do a bit of subconscious “social algebra” in our heads while interacting with others whether out with friends or on a first. Evan may deem it too “out there” and decide not to display it and I’m not sure I’d blame him if he did, but here it is anyway …

Let’s say everything about your being (personality, past experiences…) dictates that for you, the optimal energy for any interpersonal interaction is a value of 10. For you the equation is x + y = 10. So you’re x, and the other person supplies the y. If your date’s y is a 7, then you respond with a 3 to bring the energy of the conversation to the level at which you’re most comfortable. 7 + 3 = 10, right. If however, you’re with a more mellow talker who gives off a 2 (in terms of stuff like volume of voice, expressions, gestures and openness of discussion content) you may feel the need to bring an 8 to the exchange to once again have everything add up to a 10.

(We’ll ignore the fact for now that there are seemingly infinite variables that can confound the quality of an exchange. eg. a person’s ideal comfort level may not be the same as your 10, but a 25, and you don’t even have it in you to go above 10. Or a person may have less precise control of his energy spigot, so he wants to give off a 9 but only succeeds at producing a 6. Then the whole equation changes again when there are more than 2 people involved in an interaction.)

Anyway, my point is that the men you date may be just doing this algebra and may perceive you as a 2, which is why they’re bringing their 8 game to the table. And maybe we can take this one step further and say that social compatibility ideally looks something like 5+5 =10.

Or maybe it’s a good thing that Evan is the one who writes dating advice for a living because in hindsight, my “theory” seems only nominally useful as a metaphor.

Keep up the good work Evan, because people will always need you to explain things more plainly than I just did. ;).

By: mrs. vee

mrs. vee — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 19:10:15 +0000

Another point to consider is whether or not you, Jackie, are lively and animated enough in conversation. The problem obviously isn’t that you don’t want to share more about yourself with him, but it does sound like you’re not being aggressive about seizing your share of the conversation. You sound like a very polite conversationalist. In fact, your letter reminded me of my best friend. She’s a total sweetheart and complains that every guy she dates monopolizes the conversation and similarly only talks about himself. What she’s unaware of is the fact that she is polite, shy, and quiet to the point of seeming closed off during initial encounters. I can envision why it’s a natural response for a guy to compensate for what seems like flagging conversational energy by talking about the one topic he knows best - himself. Granted he’s not off the hook for not asking more questions about you. But if you already seem closed off and uncomfortable, then he may actually think he’s doing you a favor by steering the subject matter away from you. I’m not saying you are like my friend - well-mannered but painfully quiet - but it does seem like you’re dealing with a patterned response here with multiple guys, just like her, and the only constant throughout all the various dates is YOU.

People have different colloquial styles. To extend Evan’s tennis analogy… some expect conversation to be a polite, gentle rally - “your turn, then my turn, ewld chap”. Others, like the guys you’ve been going out with apparently, barely wait for the ball to make it onto their side of the net before they come charging back at it with an overhead smash. It doesn’t necessarily indicate a character flaw if a person expects you to play a little more offense.

Maybe the fact that you’re both playing a different game signals you’re incompatible . Or perhaps it may simply mean you could bring a little more energy to the conversation.

By: Roger

Roger — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 15:41:32 +0000

Fortunately, I have not run into this situation too often with women. (Maybe guys are worse than the women when it comes to talking about themselves?)

It amazes me that that anyone over the age of 18 would not have figured out how rude and boring it is to engage in monologue conversations. Personally, I suggest not wasting your time, ever, with someone who goes on and on about themselves. One date is more than enough with that type.

By: Datedemon

Datedemon — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:10:19 +0000

I think that response was excellent. I completely agree with the date often being viewed as almost an interview or audition. It might also help if you are a girl and this happens to you, to think outside the box a little. If you ask him the basic “interview” style questions then it might put him in auto pilot telling his whole life story. A good idea may be to ask him something that is out of the ordinary and that might really intrigue him into wanting to converse more with you on this interesting topic and get your thoughts. That way he can’t just spew out a robotic 10 minute response.